Another Day on the CV Set

Original TwoP air date 9.13.06

Hey, Kristen, you seen Erica?

She's offsite today.

Oh. Then I guess she won't mind if I use her free weights. [Leaves]

Offsite? I thought she was supposed to be working on the next episode?

Yeah. She and Allison decided there were too many distractions here.

[Cut to a male strip club. AM and ED are doing shots. They sit right up next to the stage. Both have a stack of $1 bills ready] Announcer: And now for your enjoyment, the rogue of the runway, his bald badness, Sexxxxxy Lexxxxxy!

Wahoo!!!!!

[Whistles]

[Holding up a dollar] Over here sexy!

Check out his pects!

Pects, yeah, pects. Flex, Lexy! Flex 'em!

You really think Al will let us expense this as research?

Of course! But let's talk a little shop just in case. Then we can claim it was a business lunch. You think we can get the freak of the week to call Lex 'Sexy Lexy'?

[giggling] That would be great! At the very least Lana should call him that!

Maybe he can have a dance pole installed in the bed room and he can do a strip tease for Lana.

You're thinking maybe we should let the two of them can finally seal the deal?

Why not?

What song would Lex strip to?

Sexy and 17? [They both burst out laughing]

[Once she's recuperated] Seriously, I was thinking maybe something from 'The Full Monty'.

You think we could get Tom Jones to re-record 'You can leave your hat on' as 'You can leave your toupee on'?

Damn, girl, you're funny after you've had a couple of drinks.

Wahoo!! [sticks a dollar in Sexy Lexy's thong]

Hey, sexy, don't forget about me! [sticks a dollar in his thong]

[Cut back to CV set]

What the hell? Why are they so worked up about this script?

I guess it's going to be a pivotal script for Chloe's character. We're supposed to learn what happened with her mom. Allison is probably really worried about getting it just right.

[Back to the strip club 'Sexy Lexy' has taken AM's hand and is trying to get her up on stage with him.]

No, no! No, no, no!

[Pulling out her camera] Go on Allison! I told you those fishnets would get you some attention!

[blushing] No, no!

Go for it, girl!

[Rising from her chair she gives ED a nervous look] Oh, God!

Wahoo, Allison!! [Snaps a couple of pictures]

[Cut back to CV set]

Who knows what kind of kooky ideas those girls will come up with!

All I know is she said it's going to have a big impact on Chloe's relationship with almost every other character.

Even Lex?

It's supposed to 're-define' her relationship with Lex.

I don't know if I like the sound of that. Did she give any details?

They share something. She was really evasive. I get the feeling the two of them end up somehow being pretty intimately connected.

Gross!

You just assume it's going to be about sex, don't you? It could have to do with Lionel.

Shared hatred?

[Back to the strip club]

[Snapping photos] Work it girl! Work it! [Sexy Lexy's thong lands on Erica's camera]

[Lowers her camera, wide eyed] Daym! OK, Allison, remember you have a boyfriend!

[Off camera] Wahoo!

[Back to the CV set]

Well, everybody hates Lionel. Maybe it is just about sex.

Well, say what you want about Allison, at least she's dedicated to her job.

[Back to the strip club]

[concerned] Boyfriend, Allison, boyfriend!

[Still off-screen] Show it Lexy, show it!

Jesus, girl! [Starts scrambling up onto the stage]

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