6.04 Trust

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Original TwoP air date 7.17.2006

When Lana uncovers a secret Luthorcorp project Lex must decide how much he should let her know. At Martha’s urging Clark attempts to reconcile with Jor-El.

Clark's clock radio goes off. "Shocking news today. The Daily Planet reports one of Kansas' most respected figures, state senator Joseph Stafford, has been taking kickbacks for legislation for as many as ten years. Further evidence suggests as many as a dozen more senators are also on industrial mogul Lionel Luthor's payroll, most notably freshman senator Martha Kent who took over her deceased husband's seat following his win over Lionel's own son Lex Luthor, head of LuthorCorp industries." Clark hears the sound of a crowd. Looking out his bedroom window he sees a cadre of press camped outside.

Lois drives up and fights her way through the crowd shouting "No comment". She comes into the house and announces. "Well, the-you-know-what has hit the fan." No one answers "Martha? Clark?" She thinks she sees someone looking in through a window out of the corner of her eye but when she turns there's no one there.

Clark has zipped off to the DP. The mood is jovial. People are slapping each other on the back and shouting. Chloe is not at her desk.

Clark zips to her dorm room and knocks loudly. No one answers so he uses his x-ray vision to verify it’s empty. Frustrated, he gets out his cell phone.

Lana wakes up in a bedroom we've never seen before. "Clark? Why are calling?" He needs to talk to Chloe, where is she?

Lana says she hasn't talked to Chloe since yesterday. If she's not at the DP or the dorm maybe she's at Lois'.

No one ever thinks of Gabe anymore, do they?

Who?

Chloe's dad?

Right. Is he's still alive?

Uh, yeah, unless he died off screen or something.

Chloe has a dad? Why didn't anybody mention this before?

I think he maybe was mentioned once shortly after you started.

Once? This is my third year on the show. Why wasn’t he in Tomb?

Yeah. You'll notice some things get neglected around here.

That's a great idea. Chloe should be at her dad's house.

How about Gabe?

The dialogue is for Clark and Chloe only.

At least he gets a mention.

Lana asks if they had a fight.

Clark answers not as big as the one they're about to have. Chloe's house door is cracked open. Chloe is slumped at the kitchen table with her back to Clark, head in her hands. Clark throws the DP down in front of her. "I hope you're proud of yourself." Chloe waits a beat and then turns to Clark, pure anger in her eyes. "Did you even look at the paper?" her voice drips with contempt.

Clark answers he didn't have to. Reporters were swarming his house before the sun was even up.

"Clark, I told my boss I didn't think we had enough to go on. And you know what happened?"

Clark doesn't answer. His eyes challenge her like no explanation is going to be good enough.

"He disagreed. He confiscated all my research and assigned the article to somebody else. When I objected he pointed to the door and said I could shut up or pack up."

Clark turns from Chloe to the newspaper. The byline is Bittleman's.

"Chloe. I'm sorry. It's just that last night..."

"Last night what? You realized you don't trust me? You don't trust me to make the right decisions? You don't trust me with your secret?"

"Chloe, I'd trust you with my life."

"And that's what's so screwed up about you Clark! It's like this secret of yours is the most valuable thing you posses. You hold it so tightly that you're willing to give up everything else to protect it. Everything. Including me."

"That's not true."

"Is it? You tell me you'd trust me with your life, and I believe you Clark. I really do. But if you had to do it all over again and I hadn't learned your secret on my own would you tell me? Ever?"

Clark doesn't answer.

Chloe turns away. "You don't have to say anything. I know the answer."

"Chloe. I don't want to keep this secret. It's not something..." he trails off. "I always wanted to tell you. I just..."

Chloe looks back at him but doesn't say anything.

"I just want to know if we're OK."

"We're not Clark." Pause. "You don't need X-ray vision to see that."

Clark knows he's stepped in the shit. "Chloe."

"Clark, we're not ready for... whatever is was we were doing. We need to switch back to being friends before we lose that too."

"Chloe. I'm sorry. I want this to work. I really do."

"Me too, Clark. But you can't build a house on a cracked foundation."

Clark sighs. "I'm sorry Bittleman got your by line."

"I'm not ready to talk about this with you yet Clark."

Clark just stands there. He doesn't know what to do.

"Why don't you go check on your mom? I'm sure she could use your support." Clark walks off. Chloe dumps the newspaper in the trash.

End teaser

[AM and TW are clenching their jaws, arms are folded.] You two OK? [No answer. KK waits a few seconds to see if they say anything]

It's great so far. Do you have any music planned for that scene yet?

I was thinking "That's why they call it the Blues" by...

by Elton John.

You're a fan too?

Not really. I had something else in mind. [TW tries to suppress a smile.] Not that one, Welling! You know what? Never mind.

[Grinning] No Michael, tell us.

[Waves her off] Forget it.

Capitol. Lionel and Lois bump into each other as Lionel exits Stafford's office.

"Always a pleasure, Ms. Lane."

"I wish I could say the same. You seem to be dropping in on Senator Stafford a lot recently. I wonder why."

"He's a hard many to sway."

"Now that everyone knows he was in your pocket he's grown a spine?"

"Which will make it difficult to keep him behind Martha’s bill. You know it's down to just a few votes."

"I know and I'm beginning to think your backing may turn out to be more of a hindrance, considering it's resulted in about 100 interview requests and I have a feeling none are looking for a feel-good fluff piece."

"You seem to managing well enough for someone of your age and experience."

"Thanks. I think."

"It was most certainly a compliment. You have a good head on your shoulders. Speaking of which, is it true what I've heard? You and Chloe Sullivan are cousins?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Oh, as I'm sure you've noticed, in politics as in life you never know what tidbit of information may turn useful down the road. Talent seems to run in the family. So is your mother a Sullivan or is Chloe's mother a Lane?"

Chloe's mom was a Lane.

Lionel has heard good things about Lois' Dad. What about her aunt?

"She just fell off the grid years ago. She wrote my Dad for a while but eventually made it clear she didn't want anyone contacting her."

"You never wonder what's happened to her?"

"Sure I do."

"I find it interesting that as inquisitive as your cousin is that she never tracked her down. Why do you think that is?"

"But why do you...?"

"This is my stop Ms. Lane. It's been a pleasure chatting with you. Good day!"

Damn he's smooth.

What's he up to?

I don't know. But he sure is smooth.

Rainy suburban Metropolis. Lex pulls up to an upper middle class home, gets out and knocks on the door. It's Nell! "Is Lana home?"

Lana doesn't want to see him.

Knowing Lana is likely listening Lex spouts some hogwash about her giving up on him without hearing his side of the story. Just like everyone else.

He turns to leave. Lana appears from behind the door "Wait". Lex smiles to himself. Lana will hear his side of the story. Nell's isn't the best place to talk. Lex can come by the dorm tonight. Has Lana told Clark or Chloe anything yet?

No. Lex says that's good. Don't say anything until he's had a chance to explain. As Lex walks back to his car he looks pretty self satisfied. Lana just looks pissed.

Kristen I like it that you're letting Lex play Lana. That's really big of you.

Yeah. Why exactly are you doing that?

[Smiles] We'll see.

Lionel's office. Lex storms in asking for one reason not to fire him on the spot.

Lionel feigns innocence. Lex throws him the DP.

Lionel chuckles. Surely Lex doesn't believe this rumor and innuendo.

It wasn't enough to oppose him. He had to undermine the campaign. What kind of sick bastard is he?

Why the magnificent kind of course!

Lionel says he always has what's good for Lex at heart.

Lex tells his dad to pack up his things.

Lionel reminds Lex that LuthorCorp as a publicly traded company has bylaws. The CEO can't just fire senior management on a whim. Such an action requires board approval. Lex put that rule in the bylaws most recently approved by the board himself.

Lex seethes with anger.

Lionel reminds his son that the devil is in the details.

Lex storms out. Lionel smiles and takes a drink. He opens his laptop to reveal an animation of the Kryptonian Key.

Lex ought to wear a cup when he visits his dad's office.

And have a standing appointment with a proctologist to get the boot extracted out of his ass.

Grocery. Principal Asskick in line behind Clark. How is Clark doing?

Clark says OK but, obviously he's not. Asskick was sorry to hear about Clark's dad, he was a good man. Clark agrees.

Asskick asks Clark if he's studying journalism. Clark looks embarrassed. "You remember that paper?"

He never forgets a student with potential. Clark looks down. He dropped out of school to help take care of the farm when his dad died.

Asskick is silent for a moment. He says farming, like teaching, is an honorable profession, but he warns Clark that a man who doesn't trust his own heart can easily get trapped following a path meant for another. He tells Clark not to forsake his own dreams to do the "responsible" thing. Your path might not be clear now, but if you trust in yourself it has a way of finding you.

As Clark leaves Asskick says it's good to see him and wishes him well.

Evening, Kent house. Martha, Lionel, and Senator Stafford are the top story on the news.

Clark carries in the groceries. Martha turns the TV off. Clark asks how she's holding up.

Martha's been through worse. Clark smiles and nods, then looks really sad.

"Chloe and I broke up."

Hugs Clark. "I'm so sorry."

Clark hugs her tightly. If wonders if he'll ever have someone he can trust.

Martha is surprised he can't trust Chloe.

He says in his heart he trusts her, but he got scared and said things he shouldn't have. He really messed things up.

Martha had tons of fights with Johnathon. They always forgave each other. She's seen the way Chloe looks at him. There's nothing Clark could have said they can't eventually iron out.

Clark isn't so sure.

She looks Clark in the eye. The most scared she's ever been was when she realized she was in love with Clark's father.

Clark is surprised.

She was a big city girl. He was a simple farm boy. "It was like we were from different worlds. Because I loved him so much I was terrified things wouldn't work out." [To the cast] Is that too corny?

Corn city, USA.

I love it. Don't change a thing.

"For the first time in my life I wondered if I had found that someone who maybe I could completely let my guard down around."

"And?"

"At first I couldn't do it, leaving myself so vulnerable, so unprotected."

"But you got past it."

Martha smiles, "Yes, eventually. Lord knows there were plenty of false starts. But we got past it." She's sure they'll patch things up. In the meantime there is someone else Clark could talk to, someone else who knows his secret.

Pete?

Clark asks if it's Pete.

No.

I don't understand.

He doesn't understand.

Jor-El.

He can't trust Jor-El.

[To TW] Shut up, OK?

OK.

Clark says he can't trust Jor-El.

Maybe not. But he's someone Clark can talk to.

Jor-El isn't....

[Slaps TW's hand] the listening kind.

Clark reminds her that Kal-El is the one Jor-El wants to talk to, not Clark.

Martha encourages him to try. Clark spins around and looks out the window. Martha asks what's wrong. Vapor from someone's breath is evaporating from the window pane. "Someone was watching us."

"Did they hear?"

"I don't know." Shelby is barking in the barn. Clark goes out to investigate. A lot of things have been turned over. He checks the tool box lock. X-ray vision verifies the key is still there. There's a noise behind him. Clark spins around. It's a cat.

DP. Chloe cleaning up her desk. Lois enters.

Warm greeting before Lois notes the mess.

Chloe explains that it wasn't the only mess Hank left, has Lois heard?

"Heard what?"

He was gunned down in Suicide Slums.

"By who?"

Chloe isn't sure. There's a rumor a bunch of meteor freaks were freed from Luthorcorp. Hank was a big liability.

Sounds like overkill to Lois.

Chloe agrees. Maybe they're after a bigger fish.

Lois wouldn't want to be that fish. She complains that once again her love life took a wrong turn. Someday she hopes to be as lucky as Chloe.

"Be careful what you wish for. Clark and I broke up."

Lois is shocked, shocked! She was sure they were meant for each other.

Just like Lois thought Clark and Lana were meant for each other?

[Elbows MR]

"You didn't write the article and he still broke up with you? He is so dead."

It's complicated and Chloe doesn't want to talk about it.

"Hold on. You gave up breaking the political corruption story of the year for Clark and then broke up with him? Are you crazy?"

Chloe gets a tissue. She is not going to talk about it.

Must Chloe cry every blasted time Clark comes up?

That's what she does.

I'm tired of it. No more tears.

Does Chloe love Clark?

Yes.

Is she hurt he treated her shabbily?

Yes.

You don't want the audience to know how she feels?

The audience knows. Could Chloe be stoic for once?

Sorry. Chloe's crying. Count yourself lucky we didn't make her cry in the teaser.

Lucky? You made her a complete bitch!

She's ticked off at Clark and for good reason.

She's a bitch!

Yeah, for once I've got to agree with Allison. Chloe was a bitch.

Shut up, Rosenbaum!

[Rolls eyes] Heaven forbid any of our characters ever get bitchy.

She's is right. You made Clark a huge jerk too.

OK, hotshot, how would you do it?

I don't know. Make them civil and decide it just isn't working.

[falsetto voice] And then they can run off to Italy for lunch together! [JG makes kissy faces. TW glares]

All considered they are being civil. It's a drama, Tom. It's not all sunshine and roses.

Clark can't read the damn paper? You're turning a minor issue into a big deal just to keep two characters apart.

[Disbelief] Are you new here? Do you watch your own show? Did you never read any of scripts they've put in front of you over the past five years?

Whoa! Cut the man a little slack. He's got a point.

His point kept Lana and Clark apart for five seasons. It can't keep Chloe and Clark apart to two episodes?

Yeah, but...

But it's OK if Lana's a jerk but not if Clark is?

[Pats TW on the back] It's OK.

[Clears her throat] Lois says "Speaking of things you might not want to talk about, why haven't you ever tried to track down your mom?"

Chloe lies that she never found anything.

Lois thinks if Chloe Sullivan couldn't find something she must not have tried very hard.

Why Lois is bringing it up?

Lionel.

Chloe looks angry.

Lois knows Lionel isn't her favorite guy.

"No. Thanks for telling." From now on Chloe is pretty quiet. Lois tries to get her to join her for dinner but Chloe refuses. Lois gets the hint and leaves.

MetU dorm. Lana lets Lex in and stands, hands folded.

Great. Should I put my head between my ankles now or wait until we actually shoot the scene?

It's not going to be as bad as you think.

That's what they always say.

And?

They're usually right. It's worse.

"Lana, from your note I know you're upset I didn't tell you about level 33.1. But I wonder if the real reason you're mad at me is because of what it said about Clark."

"I thought we were going to be partners in this Lex. You said I was in 100%"

"Of course you are. I just didn't know if you were ready for this."

"Ready to believe that my ex-boyfriend and roommate might be aiding in an alien take over?"

"Exactly. You weren't were you?"

"I'm tired of people deciding for me whether I'm ready for something or not. I can't believe you Lex."

"I didn't know how you'd take it."

Lana doesn't believe Clark would do that.

"Do you? All the secrets and lies he's fed you over the years doesn't pique your curiosity in the slightest? I know you better than that."

"I don't have to listen to this"

"Whatever happened to that stone?"

Defensive, "What stone?"

"The one that", choosing words carefully, "caused Mrs. Teague's untimely death."

Beginning to see where Lex is going, "Why should I tell you?"

"Did you give it to Clark?"

Lana stares at him but doesn't answer.

With a touch of bitterness Lex says, "Why am I not surprised."

"That was a long time ago, Lex!"

"Did you ever ask him what he did with it?"

"No, Why?"

"Clark is mixed up with Kal-El and these aliens more than he wants anyone to know. I think he passed the stone on to Kal-El"

"Maybe Clark is Kal-El." she jokes.

Playing along with Lana, "It'd be the perfect cover, wouldn't it? A strange visitor from another planet"

Finally seeing Lex's side of the story, "Disguised as the mild mannered Clark Kent." She softens a bit and laughs, "That's a pretty crazy idea, isn't it?"

Contemplative, "Yeah."

"You don't really think Clark is an alien?"

"I've had my suspicions about Clark, but he's just not the world conquering type. He's being played by this Kal-El character and doesn't even know it. He probably has this perverse fantasy that Kal-El is here to help mankind."

Lana looks skeptical.

"It's not a knock against Clark. Lots of good people have been fooled by scoundrels. Some scoundrels even build quite a following. Lana, I know you care about Clark and Chloe. I do to. I don't like this anymore than you do."

"I don't want them hurt."

"I don't want any of us hurt. Trust me. I'll leave the two of them out of it as much as possible."

She frowns.

"And I won't make any more assumptions about what I think you're ready to see."

Back in Lex's court, "OK"

I didn't think it could get any worse, but ack! Finishing each other's sentences for some cheesy Superman anvil? It's disgusting!

I thought you'd like it. It's corny, but Lex is thinking.

Thinking? He's groveling at Lana freaking Lang's feet! As Lois would so eloquently put it he's not thinking with his big brain.

Rosenbaum get a hold of yourself! You're an actor. Separate yourself from your character, my boy.

You're right, John. I'm sorry.

Call me Mr. Bastard.

Kent Barn. Clark has the tool box open and is holding the key. Lana enters. He hinds the key behind him he asks what she's doing there. A shadow moves behind Clark. Lana doesn't notice.

Lana wonders how Clark is doing.

"You didn't come all this way just to check in on me."

"You remember that stone I gave you?"

Caught off guard, "Yes."

"Do you still have it?"

"No."

"What did you do with it?"

He got rid of it.

"Where is it?"

"Why is this so important?"

"Did you give it to anyone?"

He didn't

"Then why won't you tell me where it is?"

Clark makes up an excuse about chucking it into a field while evacuating Smallville.

"I don't know if I can trust you Clark. I think you might be in too deep."

"What are you talking about?"

"I just hope you're telling me the truth and you didn't put that stone in wrong hands."

"Who? Who would I give it to?"

"The aliens, Clark, the aliens! Tell me you didn't give them the stone!"

"Lana, I wouldn't do that."

"I'm just so scared that this Kal-El will..." she stops, "If he were able to..." she stops again.

"Kal-El? If Kal-El did what?"

With a sudden look of terror Lana puts her hand over her mouth. "Lex was right. You're working with him aren't you? Oh, God, Clark! If you have any sense you'll stay as far away from him as possible."

"Lana, you're talking crazy!" A pail falls over in the barn and both Clark and Lana turn toward the noise.

So scared she's about to pee her pants, "Is that him?"

"Stay where you are." A figure appears behind Lana and grabs her.

It's a clone of Lana's childhood friend but this one hasn't read the journals because she doesn't know who Lana is. "Emily, please."

Emily wants to know everything about Kal-El.

Clark claims to know nothing. Lana struggles to get free but Emily is too fast. She tightens her grip. Lana begs Clark to tell her whatever she wants.

Emily heard Clark and his mom talking about Kal-El.

Lana gets bug eyed. Her face shows a mixture of anger, horror, and sadness.

That's the squirrel face, right? [KK ignores him]

Clark tries reasoning with Emily.

Lana is sobbing now. "Please don't let her kill me, Clark! Tell her what she wants to know!"

This is really depressing, scary, and heart wrenching. Weren't we were going to lighten stuff up a little this year?

Well it will only be depressing, scary, and heart wrenching if you and Kristen get the acting right. If not it will just be unintentionally hilarious.

You don't think we can pull it off.

I didn't say that. I said...

I know what you said. You implied Kristen and I might not be able to pull it off.

Look kid, I like you but you're not exactly Marlon Brando.

Tom and I can rock this scene. I know it.

Two to one it looks ridiculous.

Michael, you're not helping things here.

I just think that this is a hard scene to pull off.

[stiffly] We'll see.

[stiffly back] I guess we will.

Are we done bickering? [pause. TW and AM turn away from each other, arms folded.] Clark tells Emily that if she lets Lana go he'll tell her everything.

Emily doesn't fall for it.

Clark makes up a story. They aren't safe here. If Kal-El finds out he's talked to Emily there's no telling what will happen to the three of them.

Emily wants to know where they can go. Lana is looking at Clark like she no longer knows who he is anymore.

Clark suggests the old Indian caves. Emily wants Clark to drive but before they can get into the car Lois drives up.

Oblivious as ever Lois asks "Smallville" if Martha is around. Emily has warned Clark to get rid of Lois and is hiding with Lana in the barn. Lois hears something and gives Clark a funny look.

[rolls eyes] Sure make Lois the idiot.

Clark shrugs his shoulders and Lois heads into the barn to investigate. "I wouldn't do that" says Clark. Lois asks why not. Clark's got nothing. Lois shakes her head and walks into the barn. With Lois occupying Emily's attention Clark uses his heat vision to start a fire next to her. Emily is spooked and half lets go of Lana. They struggle giving Lois the opportunity to grab a shovel and wack Emily over the head. [to ED] And you thought we'd make you look like an idiot.

"Smallville. What would you do without me?" She asks Lana if she's alright but all Lana can do is stare at Clark and rush to her car as quickly as she can.

As Lana drives off Lois asks, "What the hell got into her? She looked at you like you're some sort of monster."

And thank you captain obvious.

At least Lois isn't kissing Lana's ass.

There will be no ass kissing from Lex.

Two to one he's about to.

Luthor Mansion. Lex is on the phone. He's trying to cover up the Emily fiasco.

Lana enters the study, still in shock but looking guilty as hell. Lex can barely contain his rage, but you can also tell Lex was scared for her safety. "What were you thinking?"

Lana is sorry. She just couldn't believe Clark would do that. Lex was right. Lex has been right all along. She runs to him. Even Martha is in on it.

He reluctantly hugs her but he's still pissed. He tells her he was afraid she was still to close to Clark.

Not anymore. Clark is definitely working with Kal-El. He basically admitted it.

Lex says Kal-El will be on to them. They need to be twice as careful now.

Lana looks up at Lex. She's scared. What has she done?

Lex smiles sweetly at her. Don't worry. They can't kill Kal-El until they have the weapon but there are ways they can protect themselves. He walks over to his Kryptonite box and opens it. He tells Lana it's time she started wearing her necklace again.

Dammit, he needs to berate Lana a little more for screwing stuff up.

Pay up. [puts her Hand out]

Technically he didn't kiss her ass. He just completely let her off the hook for a royal screw up.

And that's what separates a magnificent bastard from your common everyday bastard.

He's glad she's alive. Besides, she knows too much. He can't risk pissing her off.

The first thing she did was almost screw up the entire plan! It's just like Reckoning but Lex can't go back in time and not tell her.

Now there's an idea. I'm pretty sure they still have to pay me even if Lionel is killed.

They'd just have you appear as a ghost about five times.

[Frowns] That would suck. Scratch that idea.

Lex will have to deal with it.

And he should deal with it by tearing Lana a new one for screwing up so bad.

[Dismissive] Sorry. That doesn't happen in Smallville.

Cut to the Barn. Martha notices the tool box is open and the key is missing. She smiles. One of Clark's books lie next to the tool box. She grabs it and carries it up to the loft. There's a paper on the table and she takes a moment to look at it. The title is "What I will be doing in five years" by Clark Kent. It's dated 2001. She half smiles and begins to read. Her eyes start to tear up a bit but she smiles through the tears. "Oh, Clark" she whispers, drying her eyes.

Ice fortress. Clark holds the crystal with Jor-El and Zod's sprits in it. Short monologue about how Jor-El is his last connection with his heritage. He's not sure if he can trust him, but he's finally willing to listen. He places the crystal back down, pulls out one of the other crystals and inserts it in another location. A pre-recorded hologram comes up. His father greets him and begins a lecture about what life was like on Krypton. Clark smiles. Go to black.

Let me say this. I don't think I can recall a single episode that had more characters crying than this one.

It's a sad episode.

You're sure as hell right it's a sad episode. And the crap you two want to tack at the end of the previous episode is pure downer. Are you trying to depress the entire audience?

It's catharsis. Things are going to start looking up.

They better look up. Otherwise we're liable to get cancelled mid season.

Aside from making Clark a BDA yet again I think what they are doing is powerful.

[askance look at TW] Powerful boring you mean. Tom I thought you'd be with me on this! We can't have only women work on any more episodes. This is a complete disaster! Clark and Lex should be pounding away at shit, not acting like manipulative spurned lovers.

[sarcastic] A male dominated slug fest would be so much better.

It brings in the key dems, baby! What 18-34 year old man in his right mind is going to want to watch this show if you keep this up?

Let them tune into the WTF if they want a testosterone fix.

WWF [AM gives ED a "How do you know that" look]

Whatever. Superman can be about emotion too.

Michael, if the five year Lana and Clark slow motion train wreck didn't turn off the guys I don't see this doing it.

Ever heard of the straw that broke the camel's back?

The camel is fine, Michael. You're over reacting.

Am I? We'll see about that when Tom and I write our episode. It's going to be full of explosions! And no crying! We'll take a good look at the ratings and see who has the last laugh!

You forgot naked girls. [TW shoots AM a nasty stare. AM shrugs innocently]

That too! Lots of naked girls. Naked girls and explosions everywhere!

It's too bad you can't have exploding naked girls, huh?

Who says we can't? If they're robots they'll explode quite nicely. [TW shakes his head in disbelief]

What about sex?

Yes, sex too. Nasty, freaky, krypto-sex! [TW starts banging his head on the table]

OK, Michael. We'll see.

Yes we will!

[Whispering to AoT] Their episode is going to suck donkey balls!

[Whispers back] Unfortunately Al and Miles will probably love it.

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